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DevConf.us 2019 is the 2nd annual, free, Red Hat sponsored technology conference for community project and professional contributors to Free and Open Source technologies held at the Boston University in the historic city of Boston, USA.

When: Thursday, August 15 to Saturday, August 17, 2018

Venue: Boston University, George Sherman Union Building
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Saturday, August 17 • 13:00 - 13:45
Electro-Thermal Conductivity of Cylindrical Proteins 2: Electric Dogaloo

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In 2018, BSS Labs upended the scientific community with their research on the electro-thermal conductivity of cylindrical proteins. They showed the world that implanting conical iron electrodes into both ends of a beefy, circular, cylindrical capsule and then passing an electric current through it is the premier method of cooking these beefy capsules. However, their experimentation had a single flaw. It did not win the taste test. Electrocution fell to grilling as the tastiest method of cooking. In collaboration with BSS Labs, the Elite Think Tank (ETT) set out to cook a better, smarter cylindrical protein.

Using the Open Data Hub, the ETT was able to perfect the methods BSS Labs pioneered. Leveraging multivariate linear regressions and hyper-tuned, deep learning models the ETT has utilized the very best in cloud computing and data science techniques to predict the optimal cook time based on desired internal temperature and nutrition metadata. The Elite Think Tank has brought last year’s Beefy Miracle to the cloud so that ANY circular, cylindrical protein may be cooked to a perfect temperature.

Anybody like eggs? I like eggs!


Jacob Kozol

Red Hat, Inc

Saturday August 17, 2019 13:00 - 13:45 EDT
Conference Auditorium GS Union, BU